Click the picture to go to the imdb file for this movie. It’s got all the crasher rules! Funny stuff.Â

OK, sometimes I am the LAST person to watch a popular movie and I feel like that on this one. But holy SHIT, this was a funny movie! OMG, I almost snorted pop out of my nose on the quail scene. Here are some lines that I thought were particularly brilliant:

Jeremy: “Mr. Environmental is also a hunter, that’s kind of an interesting combination.” Sack: “I hunt quail, Jeremy. They’re overpopulated in this region and they’re decimating the grub worm population! You got a fuckin’ problem with that?!” Jeremy: “Not nearly as much as I do with the ah, attire that you have on…or just your general point of view towards everybody. But let’s go kill some  birds, I’m psyched.”

Jeremy: “Have you even shot one of these things before?” John: “The whole 17 yrs. we’ve known each other, I’ve been sneakin’ off to go on little hunting trips around the world. No, I don’t even know what the FUCK a quail is!” Jeremy: “I feel totally ridiculous. It’s like why do I have to be in camouflage, so the big, bad quail doesn’t see me?”

Anyway, I’ll probably watch it again tonight, just so I can catch some more of the jokes. I really did think it was fuckin’ funny.

Anyone watching the Olympics? I’m trying to catch as much as I can, but there are SO MANY HOURS of it on….UGH! I did catch that poor little girl who did that stupid trick on her snow board on the home stretch when she was in the lead and fell down and lost the gold medal. SO LAME. I’m disappointed that we’re not kicking more ass, but hey, who am I to talk? It’s not like I’m competing.

Today I took some time off, slept in, went out to run some errands, watched that movie…and then when I logged on, it was kinda slow! I have to say though, I’m really not complaining. Not after yesterday and the day before were SO busy. It felt good to sit back and relax a little bit.

Shout outs for 2/17/06: “In my opinion, this flirt is the absolute hottest and best on Keen. Once again, she made me hot and hard and made me blow a massively unbelievable load. Nikki is the BEST…” WOW…now THAT is some feedback *kisses* I luv you too! Got a call from one of my faves…he said “Nikki is wearing out my cock” lol that’s too funny….I hope not! I hope it’s around for a long, long time.. Second call from a hottie who has a HUGE penis…fun to fantasize about! Loren…always a pleasure. Truly. Wow, Chris! Out of NOWHERE after FIVE MONTHS! I hope you got to sleep an entire day….poor thing. I have a new pink panty boy! I’m starting to collect them like little porcelain statues of animals or something lol

Shout outs for 2/18/06: Ubu. I hope you feel better. If it’s meant to be, it’ll happen. HotKnight…your voice is burning in my mind now and your philosophies are driving me mad. If only… Got TWO calls from one guy this day….he just can’t get enough of me! Max. So hot! I hope you think that I am too. My new pink panty boy called again and left feedback that says “Totally sexy, insatiable, irresistible, mind-blowing addiction!-” WOOHOO! Let’s hope! A new caller did a great role play about being wrapped around my little finger and doing whatever I wanted him to…wow, that was a lot of fun! panty boy!! OG panty boy, that is….you are SO NAUGHTY! Nice, quick call…”The best, as always.” Well, I’m glad you think so!

I had to sign out so I could get enough time to post this journal entry! It was slow for a tiny bit earlier, but I didn’t take advantage of the time! DUH! So as I posted yesterday, I had the best day EVER for income. That rocked! Today was super solid as well. I’m definitely looking at a record week and I couldn’t be happier as far as that is concerned!Â

I just had a dumb NF newbie accidentally rate me 2 stars. That just chaps my hide! lol Had some other dude slip me a 4 star and I dunno why. I guess you can’t please everyone!

I will definitely take the time tomorrow to post a huge update as well as shout outs (I’m too tired to do them right now, sorry guys) but I have to mention one thing. My good friend down here is looking online for guys to date. It’s actually getting to be pretty trendy for girls in my age group. So we are surfing on craig’s list looking for DECENT posts and I come across this one that has this picture in it.

Now, the guy’s face was NOT whited out in the ad, but I have to ask, “What the hell was he thinking?” Even if I weren’t a vegetarian, I would NOT find this picture to be attractive in the least. Are there women out there who would????? We emailed him and told him he should consider ditching the pic of the huge dead fish and his response was, “Are you a spokesperson for all women?”

Was he seriously arguing that there ARE women out there who would think that’s sexy? Women who would answer his ad because he had this picture on it? Come on now…gimme a BREAK!! I feel like calling a local radio station and asking them to do a lightning poll.

Anyway, sorry for that. I’m sure that’s not what you expected to see when you came to my journal today, but I just had to share. My friend and I pretty much rolled around on the floor laughing for a good half hour over what a doofus this dude is.

Shout outs tomorrow, I promise!

I just had the best day for calls I’ve had since I started. I did well last night after midnight before I went to sleep…then wasn’t logged in at all while I slept (I haven’t actually done that in a long time), but I did pretty much sign on right after I woke up. But I’ve NEVER made more in any one 24 hour period and I’m SO excited about that!Â

I’m way too tired to post shout outs and stuff now, but I want everyone who reads my journal before I wake up to know how much I appreciate it. Thank you so much! *sleepy kisses all over*

Valentine’s Day was actually a great day for me. I had to go into the city to help my friend the day before and I woke up in a hotel room on Valentine’s Day. I got ready, went back to help her again and then came back to get ready for my date. I was supposed to meet him at at restaurant downtown, but I was running late (go figure), so I had him pick me up at the hotel instead.Â

He was SO HOT! Super tall, dimples, nice teeth (which everyone knows I’m really concerned about lol). We went to dinner and had good conversation there. He was fascinated by my job and wanted to know all about it. Then we went to a musical. It was a good date. I wish we’d had more time to spend together, but he had to work in the morning, so we parted ways after that.

As I’d written here, I didn’t think the jazz singer was going to show up…so around 1 am, I went to sleep. At 4, my cell phone rang and it was him, asking which room I was in. I was a little bit annoyed since he hadn’t been able to commit to coming and I’d already been sleeping, but I went ahead and let him come over.

I’m really glad I did.

Last time with him, I’d squirted for the first time (see THIS journal entry if you haven’t read that story) and I definitely wanted to do it again. It turns out that he knows some woman who works at a university who’s considered to be an expert on the subject and he’d had a tutoring session with her. I guess it really made a difference because last time, I knew I’d squirted and I could feel the wetness on the towels and on the bed…but this time, HOLY SHIT!

He didn’t even really say hello, he just came to the bed and pulled my pajama pants and panties off and dove right between my legs. After about half an hour, he flipped me over onto all fours (the position I’d squirted in last time) and started really going for it. I actually felt the cum gushing out of me and splashing onto my thighs and tummy. When I was done (I think there were three separate “squirts”), I looked down at the bed and there was at LEAST a 3 ft. circle that was just SOAKED. It must have been at least a couple of cups of fluid. I’m still absolutely amazed.

After we were done, he threw on his clothes and left….and I went back to sleep. It was pretty much a perfect encounter! lol

In other news, you know how my roommate is like 8 months pregnant? Well, she’s had like 3 ultra sounds and every time, the doctor said it was a girl. She had another one yesterday and it is CLEARLY a BOY! OH MY GOD! Do you KNOW how much shit we have to take back to the store now??????? She’s going to have to go redo all of her gift registries and everything! At least we hadn’t had the baby shower yet and we hadn’t painted the nursery. That would have REALLY sucked. I was all excited for a girl, too. *pout* Boys are made of snails and puppy dog tails and stuff….ew!! *giggles*

I plan to work all weekend since I took those days off earlier in the week. I miss Erin. I think it’s going to be a record amount of time between visits this time, I don’t think I’m going to see her again until the weekend of March 4. She’s coming down for my cousin’s baby shower. She’s doing well though and we still talk every day.

I’m really aiming to get my top listing past 5,000 pts. as quickly as possible, so please don’t forget to leave feedback when you call me! Some of you have LOTS of calls that you haven’t rated *pout*

Now before I leave the other shout outs, I want to give a special one to someone who’s called me the last 2 nights in a row and talked about some things that have truly expanded my mind. KalisCuck aka Hotknight…thank you so much. I enjoy your calls more than I can ever convey to you. I passionately hope that both of us end up in situations like that. I think we both richly deserve it. I just wish that things were different and we could explore it together.

Shout outs for 2/13/06: “sweet as the ambrosia of the gods and sexier then The goddess Venus” Now THAT is some awesome feedback. And we hadn’t talked since oct! I’m glad you called again. My sweet VA gentleman forgot to give me feedback, but I wanna shout out to him anyway…he’s always there for me in my time of need!

Shout outs for 2/14/06: As you all know, I was extremely busy on Valentine’s Day…so I only took ONE call. *kisses* to my ANTI VALENTINE, Ubu!

Shout outs for 2/15/06: Amazingly hot call with a bisexual guy who is having so much fun with his new boyfriend! I love hearing about their adventures. I had a lot of other calls that day, but no other feedback! So weird.

Shout outs for 2/16/06: Nice, hot hard core fuck with a guy who’s been calling for awhile. He teases me though, sometimes he calls a lot and then he’ll go months…so I’m happy to hear from him, I think lol I got to do some instant messaging role play where I had a penis again! Sorry I got busy and wasn’t able to finish… I would shout out to the guy who sounds SO HOT when he’s turned on who wants to meet me in Vegas but he hasn’t left feedback on our last 2 calls! And I would shout out to my shy pro masturbator, but he hasn’t left feedback on our last TEN calls. Wow. *big pout*

Just posting an acknowledgement of that fact that I’m a total LIAR! lol I promised an update and then I got so busy tonight on calls that I didn’t have time to even type the first word…it’s 2 am right now and I’m exhausted so I’m going to bed. I plan to be on all day tomorrow though, so I should have time during the day to write up a full journal. And believe me, it’ll be worth the wait!