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One of my callers is a scientist and we did a quick calculation last night of how many gallons of cum I’m responsible for helping spill and how many sperm that would be. We estimated that in my career (a total of 25 months…18 before and 7 now), I’ve done approximately 7,000 calls (yeah, even I said WOW). He came to the conclusion that I’ve helped over 7 gallons of cum shoot (at a tsp. per ejaculation, I guess? I believe the scientist) and that comes to 2.8 quadrillion sperm. That’s insane! I think he was also factoring in an 80% success rate for hang ups, etc. and “low balling” the sperm count accounting for the fact that a lot of you probably jerk it often so you’d have lower sperm counts. lol Yay for having a professional scientist as a caller!

I went to sleep around 1:30 am or so last night and for the first time for as long as I can remember, I actually slept 9 hours straight without waking up even one time. I know this is TMI, but I seem to have a tiny bladder and usually get up to “make water” a few times a night. I get right back to sleep without a problem, so it’s not a big deal, but when I woke up this morning and saw 10:21 on the clock, I was seriously amazed.

I also had some CRAZY dreams last night. I had a dream that I had a HEART TRANSPLANT and instead of listening to the doctors and “taking it easy”, I just went along with daily life until I noticed that my stitches were busting and my chest was opening back up. Yeah, my chest was opening up! It was so freaky!

I had my alarm set for 10:30 cause I needed to call and do something this morning and I was sitting across the room at my computer when it went off. It was that crazy “mystery cougher” commercial for Riccola cough drops and it’s the guy’s crazy voice saying “I’m the Riccola mystery cougher” and it scared the SHIT out of me! It took me a couple of seconds to figure out where the hell it was coming from and it was way freaky before that. I think I’m getting paranoid for some reason? lol

I just got back from lunch with my cousin. It was yummy. I have kick boxing tonight, don’t forget…but I’ll be on after that! Hope to talk to you soon! *kisses*

Shout outs for 1/9/06: A special shout out to my scientist friend…”This girl is so sweet, she makes me want to shave my back.” as feedback though? What’s THAT about? lol I got to tell a guy exactly how to stroke it…I love doing that. I think I need to print out a bunch of techniques and just have them in a notebook, all ready! I worked late on a Friday night….went to check why a co-worker was there so late too and OH MY! What’re you doing!? *giggles* Let me help you…. I got to laugh at a pathetic sissy. I can’t believe I never knew how much fun sissies could be! My long long fellow Vancouverite called…what did I used to call you in the journal? I can’t remember…darn it! Oh well, that was definitely fun. Had a wonderfully romantic fantasy about making love in front of a lovely fire in a fireplace. My military massage artist called again! He’s working on a girlfriend, but he’s not lost to me yet, thank God. Had a great fantasy where the older brother of some kids I was baby sitting caught me playing with my pussy in his bedroom. What do you think we did?

One thing about this job that I wasn’t comfortable with until recently was the fact that I stay at home SO MUCH. I swear, some days I felt like the only house wife in the country without a husband. And because I stay home so much, my living area gets messy fast. So a lot of the times I’m doing laundry, cleaning my room, the kitchen, etc. when I’m here.Â

And now that I’ve recommitted to eating more healthy, I’ve been cooking a lot lately as well. Sound like the life of the ultimate domestic goddess? Well, I guess between the screaming orgasms and pink panty boys, it is!

I got woken up early this morning by a call and couldn’t get back to sleep…so I worked out, made a lasagna in the crock pot and did 2 loads of laundry before I even felt awake enough to take calls. I really have no plans for today so I’ll probably be on all evening. I have a friend maybe coming over later to hang out and watch a movie, but that’s about it.

I’m reading “The Historian” and I have to say that so far, I hate it. I’m SO disappointed! I was very excited for it after I saw the segments on Oprah about it and was doubly excited that my mom had remembered that show and bought it for me (she knows I like vampire stuff)….but now, I’m just let down. I have this weird thing that doesn’t really allow me to “quit” books midway. I’ve probably only done it 5 times in my entire life, but I’m seriously considering it for this one. It’s tedious, unentertaining, boring and DRAWN OUT.

I’m going to be a happy girl in a little bit because I’m putting fresh, warm sheets on my bed. I have this spray that goes on them that smells like flowers and I spray it every night before I go to bed. I swear, it makes me fall asleep more peacefully and a lot quicker.

Special birthday shout out: HAPPY BIRTHDAY UBU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *kisses all over*

Shout outs for 1/7/06: I tried a role play with a repeat caller who’d never done one…that was fun! I hope we get to do it again soon! My midwestern sub who wants to get fucked in the ass has been calling me a lot lately. And thank GOD! He leaves the greatest feedback *wink* panty boy! *kiss* Thanks to the sweetly humiliated Depeche Mode fan who tributed me just for chatting with him….I can’t wait for our first call! Had another great mutual masturbation call with a new guy. Thanks! Loren (don’t know how else to refer to you lol) Thanks for another great call. I always look forward to our calls…you’re so sweet and so hard core! I’ve already mentioned the three way I had with pink panty boy and panty boy….but pink panty boy came THREE times for me in one night! That deserves an extra shout out. I got to suck some toes again! yummy I had a new sissy call back again and whimper for me…nice! It makes me giggle when you whimper like that!

Shout outs for 1/8/06: I made someone cum like they were 18 again! How DID I do that?! Had a call from a guy who hadn’t called for over 100 days! Welcome back to Nikkiland And my fave nitetime caller called and we put each other to sleep…. Had ANOTHER great role play with a new caller. I’m glad that I’m becoming one of your favorites…you’re becoming one of mine too! I got a new sissies to suck some cock for me….yay! He BEGGED for cock before the call was over. So hot. And of course, my Midwestern ass fucking hottie (I finally got to see a pic) called and took care of me late at night after we tried AGAIN to call that escort

I was supposed to go to the movies today with my cousin, but she pled “pregnant and tired” so we didn’t go. What’d I do instead? I made pizza from scratch! I made a New Year’s resolution to eat healthier. I’m a vegetarian and LOVE vegetables, but I was getting dragged back into eating way too much fast food and convenience food. So I made whole wheat pizza dough from scratch and dressed it up with mozzarella, cheddar, mushrooms, onions and yellow bell pepper. YUM! I’m still not GREAT at making things that have to rise…for some reason, the dough never develops well enough or is too wet or too dry…but this turned out ok. Too bad we hadn’t cleaned the oven in awhile and turning it to 550 degrees made the smoke alarm go off! lolÂ

Calls were super busy today too! And I did something I’ve NEVER done before. I talked to two callers at once! My two panty boys “pink panty boy” and “panty boy” had known about each other from the journal…asked to talk to each other so I gave out screen names and they’d been chatting. We did a three way call tonight! WOW! Who’d have known that having 2 hot panty wearing sluts on the phone with me at the same time would have been such an insane turn on?

And then RIGHT AFTER that call, another panty wearing sissy boy called me and begged me to fuck his ass with a vibrator. Gotta love it!

So maybe I’ll try to guilt my cousin into going to the movies with me tomorrow. Or maybe a friend…I really want to see “Memoirs of a Geisha”. Is that so freaking horrible?!

Btw, if I’m a raging cunt for the next couple of months, it’s because I’m trying to lose weight. I gained TEN POUNDS while I was up at my mom and dad’s and that’s just unacceptable! Being back at kick boxing should help, but I’m eating healthier and counting calories at least until the first 5 comes off. And thanks, but I don’t want any comments about how I don’t need to lose any weight. All my clothes are tight (10 lbs. at my weight is a size!) and I don’t want to buy new ones!

Shout outs for 1/6/06 I got my first call from an alien! Blue cock and “ecstatic” purple cum. Fucking hot, no matter how you color it. Had an insanely hot 5th call with a guy I thoroughly enjoy. I hope you know who you are if you read this…I don’t know how else to describe our calls? AMAZING I got to watch my super hottie on cam again! I had missed you so much while you were gone. I’m glad you’re back! Got a call from a great new caller from NY who wanted to hear how I’d suck him….he liked it, I liked it and we chatted some today on AIM. Nice to meet ya Another super hot mutual masturbation call from a new guy who’s called twice now! So fucking hot. I had a little sissy in white satin panties call me and beg to be my slut. I fucked his ass hard with my strap on and brought him to his knees! Got a call from a guy who usually calls from work…it was discombobulating to have him call from home, but we made do! lol panty boy! as always….such a hot little SLUT!

Ok, who sent me the darn hot chocolate from Nantucket Chocolatier? I hate anonymous presents! lolÂ

Sorry that I haven’t updated, everyone. I’ve just been LAZY! Yes, I said it, lazy. Well, at least as this journal is concerned. Since I’ve been back in Cali, I’ve gone to kick boxing twice already and I think I’m going to try to go tomorrow morning too….so physically I’m not being lazy. Class has kicked my ASS too. Even being out for the one month, I’ve definitely noticed a difference in my stamina.

I’m definitely going to see Memoirs of a Geisha tomorrow with my cousin, even though there was a mean joke about it last night on Will & Grace. I think that at the LEAST, it will be visually stunning…and I’m all about pretty films. “The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe” was one of the pretty ones lately. And have you ever seen “Snow Falling on Cedars”? Damn, that’s a beautiful movie.

I’m going to buckle down and do laundry and clean my room up today. Sexy, eh? And yes, I do tie my hair back with a bandana when I clean.

I should be on pretty much all evening doing calls. I might do some time on the elliptical but I don’t have any mind blowing plans for tonight.

Shout outs for 1/3: I got to discuss what kinds of naughty pics/movies I’ve done with boyfriends in the past with a caller. And no, they won’t be made public! I got a call from my favorite stroker! No feedback, but I’ll still give ya a shout out! Super fun new caller where we did a role play that I was his wife that cheated on him while he was away on business. I got to be MEAN. How fun! I got some Ubu lovin’, mutual masturbation style. And I was strict too! Aren’t you glad? My shy one called me again. I swear, my pussy starts dripping the second I see your NF screen name pop up on my computer. SO HOT! Dream of me! Had a great role play with a new caller, teacher/student. He was super mean and I loved every minute of it!

Shout outs for 1/4: Had a great role play, second day in a row with the new guy! This time landlord/tardy paying tenant. YUM! I WISH my landlord would take that instead of $ panty boy! *kiss* Ok, I had like 10 other calls from great regulars that would have gotten shout outs if you’d all left feedback. What’s up with that?!

Shout outs for 1/5: I gave an awesome massage to a guy…I think that might even be fun, working in a massage parlor and making guys cum. Not quite a prostitute but ….yum Sean Connery called again…oh wait, no, it’s not REALLY him. This caller is definitely more fun than Sean. My Australian hottie called again! *swoon* I swear, the accent gets me every time. And the things he has me do to myself aren’t bad either I got fucked hard and nasty for the 5th time by a guy who is more like Jekyll and Hyde lol So sweet and then SO NASTY! My shy pro masturbator introduced me to another one of his favorite flirts! That was so much fun, she’s a sweetheart and he jacked off for both of us!

Well, I’m back in California! Whew. It actually feels good to be home. I had missed my cousin and all my friends down here.Â

First of all, who sent me the super cool mug and hot chocolate set from Nantucket Chocolatier? There was a card but no name! Come on, fess up!

The trip to the mountains with Erin for New Years was amazing on a few levels. It started out SO hellish, I could not even believe it. I started driving south way later than we had originally planned because Erin was running late. There were 2 passes we could take over the mountains and when I left, Stevens pass was chains required and Snoqualmie pass was traction tires advised. So we decided to go Snoqualmie even though it would add like 15 minutes to the drive.

We finally get up to the pass around 7 pm and guess what? Now it’s CHAINS REQUIRED! So we had to turn around and go buy some in the nearest town after sitting in traffic for like an hour because everyone was chaining up so it was backed up. So fine, that adds an extra 1.5 hrs. or so because we go get them, put them on the car and then have to stop three times because there’s a weird noise coming from the tires.

FINALLY we’re back on the road. By “we”, I mean me, Erin and her friend from Argentina, Ariel (who is a guy). I’m driving, btw, and it’s snowing so freaking hard I can barely see the road. We make it to Leavenworth from there fairly uneventfully even though it’s icy and the going is slow.

We get there around midnight or so (yes, I said midnight). The entire trip was supposed to take 3.5 hours from Western Washington and we made it in almost DOUBLE that.

Oh but wait, it gets better. We had directions from Mapquest to the lodge from downtown Leavenworth that proved to be worth less than the paper they were printed on. We got stuck in the snow once trying to go up one street (turns out there were 2 outlets to this street onto the main road and we took the first one but needed to take the second…the directions did NOT say that) and then once we made it up THAT street we got stuck again a little further up. And when I say stuck, I mean STUCK.

Erin and Ariel went to try to find some help after we tried to get unstuck for about an hour. Finally a guy and his preteen daughter came out of their house and helped us. I think we got back to the main road around 2.

Then the directions shows us the wrong way AGAIN and we got stuck/slide twice more. Finally we stopped at some cabins and a nice couple gave us real directions to where we were supposed to go. Erin was crying at this point, we’d been driving for 9 hours at this point!!!!!!!!!!! At one point, I said, “Damn, this place better be fucking fun. We’d better have some seriously awesome fucking fun!” And Erin was like “Yeah, we’re gonna have more fun than we can handle! We’re gonna eat fun for breakfast!” That last line cracked me up.

We FINALLY get to the lodge at 4 am. Of course, everyone is asleep and we’re just EXHAUSTED. We sleep until around 11 am and then get up. After that, the trip actually went pretty well. We played in the snow, went sledding, played games, drank, fucked, fucked, fucked, fucked, said HAPPY NEW YEAR and then packed up to leave. And yes, we had threesomes. It was nice to get some dick again! lol

We made it back home in about 6 hours including a long stop for lunch at a restaurant and some shopping in downtown Leavenworth. I bought a toffee covered caramel apple. YUM! We spent a lot of the time talking about dirty words in Spanish. Erin and I both speak it (her more fluently than I since she studied it in college), but we don’t really know a lot of the sex words. THAT was fun.

Erin came back to Van with me and we did calls on Sunday night and during the day yesterday. I had tried to send out an email on Niteflirt about it but it never went out so we didn’t actually get many calls. At least we made enough to pay for our gas there and back and Erin’s gas back to Portland.

I woke up this morning kinda early and headed straight to the airport. So now I’m back! YAY for kick boxing class tonight! I’ve missed it so much!

Btw, I finished “The Da Vinci Code” while I was up in that frozen wasteland. I didn’t like it as much as the other one of his books that I read, “Angels and Demons”. It was still “good” though! Not so much worth all the insane hype that has surrounded it though, in my opinion.

I’m going to be sparing with the shout outs since I have so many days to do! I’m gonna do the “No shout out unless I earned at least $10 on the call” Sorry if you deserved one and it isn’t here!

Shout outs for 12/29: I got a call from a guy who had bought some of my pics but had never caught me on the phone before. DAMN. SO HOT. Calls like that keep me going.

Shout outs for 12/30: My pink panty boy called. What a sweetie! I swear, the image of a beautiful cock encased in satin and straining against my panty covered pussy is burned into my brain now. SUPER hot guitar player who had called me once before emailed me after my journal rant about guys disappearing and managed to call right before I had to go on Friday. Man. I swear that I saw stars when I came during that call. I’m SO glad you called, I can’t wait to talk to you again.

Shout outs for 1/1: I got to share one of my Boston hotties with Erin. YUM! We did a 2 girl call with a new guy who had all KINDS of fantasies!

Shout outs for 1/2: Erin and I got to talk to one of my fave callers! So much fun for Erin to talk to hot guys who have fantasies that she’s never really encountered before. And the fantasy sorority house with stocks is one of the best, that’s for sure! panty boy! *kisses all over* Do I command you to call the escort and ask him to fuck you senseless? YES, I DO! Now get to it!