I’m back! Portland was SO MUCH FUN!
Wow, that was an action packed weekend I just had! I always have fun when I visit Erin, but this time I really didn’t want to leave. *kisses* to her!Â
I got there Friday evening around 6 or so I think. We had some errands to run before we went out that night so we took off immediately. We went to get her eyebrows waxed, then picked up some dinner and then headed to the mall to get her make-up done all cute. Then we picked up a friend of hers and headed to a bar/dance club in downtown Portland.
It was one of Erin’s friends’ birthdays so a bunch of people met up. I got SO DRUNK…ended up talking to a super cute guy with stretched ears for a good hour or so and dancing with him a bit. Definitely a good dancer for a white guy. Then I chatted with another lil cutie who turned out to have a girlfriend, but it was fun to talk to him anyway. They were playing a mix of current stuff and old school stuff, so it was fun to hear all the old songs. They even played some BBD! I like going dancing with Erin cause she ALWAYS dances. I hate it when girls just sit there!
That club closed at 2, so we went over to another one that was open later and danced until they closed. I was dancing with 2 guys the whole time pretty much. At one point, I reached back and the guy had his DICK OUT! I was like “WHAT THA FUCK!?!?!” It wasn’t even hard either, EW. So then I got away from him and started dancing with another guy (I had my back to his chest) and the first guy came up and started dancing in front of me! TAKE A HINT, DUDE! lol Then I got followed out of the club, of course. GRRR. If I say no, I really mean no. I mean no, you can’t have my #, no you can’t come home with me….SHEESH. And the second guy gave me a hickey on my chest when I wasn’t paying attention! damn it!
Then we all went out to breakfast at an all night pancake place and there was a “rent a cop” guy there that I thought was cute too. I chatted him up and joked with him while we waited for our food. Turns out he was married with 2 kids, but he said he was experiencing the “7 yr. itch”. I know if I’d slipped him my #, I could have had some. I was ALMOST tempted.
We didn’t get home until around 5 so we collapsed into bed (I know, no sex? we were too tired!) and slept til like 1. When we woke up, we decided that we wanted to go on a double date that night so we started trying to find some guys. I won’t tell you how, but we found these 2 roommates and ended up going out with them (after a brief shopping expedition to buy some new shoes). They were cute and paid for everything, but were giving off mixed signals and they took us to a crap ass little bar that had an 80’s butt rocker cover band lol So we played darts and then left around 1:30 to go to another club that was open til 4.
I’ve talked about this club in my journal before, they play lots of international music and it’s a great atmosphere. No sooner had we walked in than we got basically attacked by these two Iranian guys and even though we tried our best to shake them so we could dance together, we just couldn’t….so we gave in and just danced with them. It turns out that they were brothers…I definitely got the cuter of the 2!! Woohoo!!
His English was horrible and he danced a little funny, but overall he was very hot. He had great teeth, a great smile and was very sweet. I was ALMOST tempted to give him my # after a couple of hours of dancing, but decided against it. I took his though, maybe I should call him? He tried to kiss me twice, it was so cute.
So again, we didn’t get home til like 5 or so and we collapsed into bed. Erin had to work at 9 the next morning, but we made some time right there for some quick pussy lickin’ lol Sorry guys, there was no time to try and get her to squirt.
I woke up around noon, got ready and went to find her at her job. They let her go and we went out to eat at an awesome Greek place in downtown and then I headed to the airport.
It seems like the entire weekend, we were just cracking up SO HARD. We took some pics of ourselves together and holy shit! Some of them where we were making funny faces turned out SO HILARIOUS. I swear, I almost peed my pants. And then Erin was talking about how next time she has a bad date with a guy, she’s gonna pretend that she had Tourette’s and that was a running theme of the weekend. Why is that so freaking funny to us? It’s like we’re in junior high or something lol She would just randomly say “snot piss cunt licker” or something like that and I would just lose it…
When we were sitting at the Greek restaurant, I saw a lady in a wheelchair who was scooting herself along with her legs but SUPER fast…like she’s in a wheelchair but she was using her leg power to get around? It was SO FUNNY! And then at another point, I had farted (oops) and it was actually kinda stinky (usually my toots are not stinky at ALL) so I was cracking up and rolling down the window and then had a problem merging into traffic so I got pissed at this guy behind us and Erin started DYING of laughter…she was like “Shit, it’s like you went from 0 to bitch in 3 seconds!”
I swear, we have so much fun together. I never want to leave! But we both have stuff we need to do. I hope I get to go back again soon, we always have more fun in Portland than we do in Cali. Not sure why…
So anyway, that’s what *I* did this past weekend! Sorry I haven’t done shout outs, I’m starting over again…so if you didn’t get yours…*kiss* and SORRY!
I plan to be around most of tonight, but I might go see that guy who made me squirt tonight so we’ll see how late I’m on! Are any of you interested in listening to me fuck him? I might, just might, be able to arrange that!
*kisses*
