Cookies, cookies everywhere!

December 20th, 2005

I want to start out by giving a quick shout out to a girl on Niteflirt who apparently likes my site a lot. I saw her post on the Niteflirt forum about her new site so I went and checked it out. She has “Make me Smile” as a menu option and her bio page is almost very similar to mind too. I guess I should just chill and remind myself that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but I want to tell her to go get her own ideas! Hey, I’m often imitated, never duplicated, right?Â

I think my mom is trying to make me fat. We keep making cookies even though we have enough around the house for the entire city! She keeps claiming that we’re going to make up platters to give to friends and family, but I think it’s just a ruse to turn me into her cookie making slave. Really!

Today was a great day, overall. And I’ve been so freaking busy on the phones, it’s insane! I guess I had nothing to fear about putting my prices back to normal. Silly me!

I might go to the movies tomorrow or maybe finish up my shopping. So I probably won’t be around much during the daytime! Don’t miss me too much… or as I responded to someone today when they asked how they’d survive, “Not sure…it might be hit and miss for awhile. I’ll pray.”

Shout outs: (this is 2 days worth, if you don’t see yourself here and you called on NF, it’s probably cause you didn’t leave feedback!)

Welcome back to the SUPER hottie who wants me to tease him and then teach him how to suck cock… Had a new sweet caller who said “What a total doll.” in his feedback. How cute is that? All my little fuck holes got used good and hard…you know who you are! It was just what I needed too! A new caller from CO called and got off with me. Yum! I got raped! Everyone knows how much I love those calls..*whimper* Had a new guy buy my pics and then call….we managed just fine even though he’s a phone sex novice! my panty boy called twice! YUMMY. It really DOES get better, doesn’t it? I’m sure he won’t see this since he’s going to be out of town, but I have to give a huge shout out to one of my fave callers now. So fucking hot! Can I even explain how hot the fantasy of me getting auctioned off to the highest bidder and then used by an entire room full of people was? Probably not. I got some more Ubu lovin’! hehehe and yes, I was JEALOUS in my dream. What can I say? I want the Ubu all to myself! I got to see a pic of a guy who has been calling me for over 4 months now….SO CUTE. And what a fucking TEASE! You know what I love. The loser called and I made almost $100 on him. I watched him on cam and he stayed kneeling on his bathroom floor in front of the cam while I took other calls. WHAT A LOSER! WOW, long time no talk to a sweetie who started my day off right this morning. Thanks! New Jersey accents are SO CUTE! And yes, you do have one. Please tape yourself saying “me too, baby” and you’ll hear it lol My shy professional masturbator did it to Keri Russell again today and was able to last a whole 3 minutes! Congrats ;-) I am going to be a naughty, naughty girl today so I had to be punished….my poor little asshole is still sore. Had a sweet, straight fantasy with a guy about fucking an ex in front of a fireplace. How sweet and romantic, but how intense at the same time. And I got some last minute holiday fucking from my hot Aussie guy! YUM

Wow, is it over?

December 19th, 2005

I feel like I just survived a major catastrophe of some kind. I’ve NEVER been on the phone so much in my entire life. I just did a quick scan and during that special, I averaged over 40 calls a day. That’s a LOT! For me, it is anyway. About double what I’d normally do. CRAZY! Does anyone have some ice for my poor, swollen pussy? lolÂ

Even though I was highly annoyed earlier when I posted, I think that overall this was a great experience. I got a TON of new callers and I hope that most of them liked talking to me so much that that price difference won’t really factor. I mean, on a 10 minute call, it’s only $5 difference. That’s nothin’!

I’m going to sleep now and I’ve already made the “quota” for after midnight so I won’t be signed in all night. Hopefully I’ll talk to some of you tomorrow!

*kisses*

Why are some guys such assholes?

December 18th, 2005

I guess with 50 or so new callers since Thursday, I was bound to run into a fucktard assclown at some point or another…Actually, this guy is the 2nd of the holiday fuck-a-thon weekend. The first one was a guy who had called once before. I had in my notes that it had been like pulling teeth to get him to tell me what he was into, but the call eventually went well. This time we were kind of bantering back and forth…and again, it was like pulling teeth to keep the conversation going, so I made a little joke about feeling like I was having a hard time keeping it flowing. Then kind of out of nowhere, he says, “You know, you’re kind of rude.” SAY WHAT? I’ve been called lots of things by the 800 or so callers I’ve had in the last 6 months, but NEVER rude. I was absolutely stunned. And then he tried to tell me that I shouldn’t be offended, but that I’m just the “least nice” girl he’s talked to on Niteflirt and he’d called a few. Wow. So I didn’t really know what to say and eventually he goes, “Ok, so I’m just gonna go now.” GOOD RIDDANCE! What a jerk!Â

Then this guy just now….Niteflirt announces him as a “new customer”, so right away I know there might be an issue. Sometimes “new customers” don’t really know what they’re doing and those calls can be more difficult. I basically walk him through a normal blowjob/doggy call and he cums. He doesn’t really indicate whether he wants to get off the phone so I wish him a good evening and remind him that Niteflirt has a feedback system and I’d appreciate a good rating.

I get off the phone and see 2 stars! Those of you who know me KNOW that I take my ratings very personally. Either he’s a complete ass or a complete moron. Either way, I’m definitely not letting him call again! I know I’m not supposed to “manipulate the feedback system”, but I can’t WAIT for that 2 star rating to move off the front page!

Do you think this gang bang I’ve experienced since Thursday has put me in a bad mood? lol I didn’t think so until I had to put up with this nonsense.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol 2 hours, 50 minutes until the special is over!!

I’m in a holiday mood!

December 18th, 2005

I took most of yesterday off and did some shopping again. This time went out with my mom and sister and then out to a late lunch. It was fun! When I got back, calls were pretty steady…can’t ask for anything more!Â

It’s already almost 5 and I just signed in for the day. I spent the time since I woke up with my mom, wrapping presents and baking. I made carrot cake muffins with cream cheese frosting. YUM! I think it’s kinda funny that I’m a vegetarian and one of my fave deserts is carrot cake. I love zucchini bread too. I’m having a veggie lasagna with garlic bread for dinner here in a little bit.

A little while ago, someone recommended this movie to me. UGH! I hated it! What the? I did watch all of it, but dang. I definitely won’t be passing it on.

I should be on all night tonight and don’t have any major plans for tomorrow yet, so I’ll probably be on then too! Remember that my Christmas pictures are only $5 now!

Shout outs: Special shout out to my original panty boy….4 times in one night! WHAT A FUCKING STUD! Thanks to my stroker for the tips! I’m halfway to a glass dildo for Erin now! The first step to recovery is admitting that you have a problem…I admit it, I’m an Ubu-aholic. I got a hot new caller who dominated me. I knew you could do it! I’m glad you did, instead of just calling to say hi. My shy professional masturbator blew his load in record time! I love it when you’re that fucking horny….so hot. Thanks to the sweetie who tipped me just cause he reads my journal. That’s a gentleman for you! I have to say, I haven’t laughed so hard on a call in I don’t even know how long….thanks to the guy who rediscovered me after over 100 days and made me laugh so hard that my head hurt. Will I ever be able to talk to you without thinking about afros and goldfish shoes? Brand new caller who loves watching his girlfriend fuck other guys and then share…how freaking hot are you? Please call me as much as possible. lol

Can’t decide…

December 16th, 2005

Ok, I can’t decide whether that special was successful yesterday or not. Here’s a positive/negative break down of what happened.Â

Pro: 1. I got a LOT of new callers. 2. I did end up making a good amount of money. It was past what I’d call a daily “goal”, but not spectacular. 3. Featuring definitely worked, I increased my return on that investment. 4. I had a LOT of total calls!

Con: 1. Though I got a lot of new callers, I get the feeling that most of them wouldn’t have called me at regular price. 2. I had over 40 calls, but I think I only made $10 or more on like 10 of the calls. Which means that I picked my phone up a LOT for calls that were under 5 minutes. THAT is a pain in the ASS. 3. A lot of guys barely used more than their free minutes. 4. I was on the phone almost ALL DAY to make what I’d call a “moderately successful” amount of money.

I was just about the cancel the entire special when I got a 90 minute call from a regular I really, really like…so I decided to just bite the bullet and keep it goin’. I made my bed and now I’m gonna get gang banged in it! lol

If you’re one of the new guys who didn’t rate my call, you can go here to rate it. I’d really appreciate it!

And if you’re in the Christmas spirit and appreciate the “service” I’ve given you either recently or throughout the year, feel free to tip me!
$5.00 $10.00
$15.00 $25.00
$50.00 $100.00

 I might do some more shopping today, so don’t freak out if I’m not around this evening! I’ll be back on tonight for sure, taking your 4 minute calls all night long! lol

p.s. If you tip me, I’ll probably use that money to buy Erin her very own glass dildo. Maybe not the super expensive one I have, but I want her to have one too so she can play with it when we’re apart and when we’re talking on the phone together.

Shout outs. Not this is going to be different. Because I’ve had SO MANY FREAKING CALLS in the past 2 days and a lot of you did rate me 5 stars, instead of giving a shout out to everyone who rated me, I’m only going to give one to people who I earned at least $10 on a call. Otherwise, this shout out list would take me 2 hours to compose. Thanks for understanding! It’s not that I don’t appreciate the shorter calls!

I had a sweet new caller from Miss. who was shooting right as he had to add time and he actually came back to say goodbye! What a gentleman! A new caller kept saying what a nice voice I have. How nice! I got me some more Ubu lovin’! I think I’m addicted to it now. My sweet professional masturbator jacked off with me to pics of Dallas Cowboys cheerleader Sarah Beth Gourley. She’s a cutie! Surprise…I got a call from a guy who hadn’t called in a long time…believe me, there’s nothing boring there at all. My hot Aussie caller worked me over GOOD! I don’t gag like that for just anyone ;-) 77 days is way too long to go between calls! lol Next time you feel like calling, let me know….I might be able to cut ya a deal just cause you’re so fun and you talk for so long! I’m completely overwhelmed at all the straight talk coming from this guy who had only talked to me about getting dominated and fucked in the ass by a hot, masculine guy. He made me ride my huge toy last night and THANK GOD he did! That was so delicious. YOU are so delicious.


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