Christmas shopping brings out the CRAZIES, I guess.
So I was doing some final Christmas shopping with my sister today and we had to go to her bank. As we’re pulling out (I’m driving), there’s a guy 2 spaces down who’s backing out at the same time or just slightly after me. It’s angle parking and there’s no one in any of the spaces ahead of him, but apparently he thinks he needs to COMPLETELY back out of the space and almost runs into me. I start backing up even though he’s being retarded because he could just drive forward since there is NOTHING IN HIS WAY. Whatever.Â
Then he gets to the driveway where he should be pulling out and just SITS THERE and starts making out with some girl in the seat next to him! The drive- way was narrow so I couldn’t drive around him. After about 30 seconds, I honk. He flips me off! Ooh, my sister and I looked at each other like, “WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GUY ON??” I honk again, this time really laying on it and he just flips me off again and starts kissing the chick.
So I roll down my window and start screaming like a banshee. I swear, I was NOT in the mood for some shit like this lol He rolls down his window and starts saying something, but I can’t really hear him so I jump out and start walking up to his car and finally he drives off. I thank God that I didn’t have a gun with me or you guys might have been waiting for my sister to post in my journal telling you all that I was awaiting trial for murder. hehehe
Other than that though, it was an awesome day. I am ALMOST done with my darn Christmas shopping. I swear, every year I tell myself that I’ll do it all online and I never do. I think it’s because I suck SO BAD at buying gifts that I have to just walk around a store and see something that I like. I still have my parents to buy for and my sister. I got all the little kids in the family covered and my aunt and uncle. I need to figure out what the heck to get Erin too! I did get a couple of tributes, but not enough to buy her the dildo. Maybe I should just bite the bullet and buy it.
I think tomorrow I’ll finally get around to making the cookies I promise everyone I would make. There’s been dough for chocolate crinkle cookies in the fridge since day before yesterday, I just haven’t baked them yet. BAD NIKKI!]
I just watched 
And I have to say that I was expecting it to be absolutely hilarious based on reviews I’d heard. It was funny, but not as funny as I’d thought it would be. I did hear a few lines I giggled uncontrollably at though! These lines were TOO funny.
1. Did you have a daiquiri tonight? (When the chick hurled on him in the car.)
2. Why you always tellin’ me to go fuck a goat, man?
3. How many pots have you smoken?
Now I’m gonna try to get some sleep. My sleep schedule has been super weird lately. Last night I stayed logged in all night and got woken up for long calls twice. Now THAT will fuck with ya. I hope to talk to some of you soon!
Shout outs: I got a call from a guy who was talking to me and jacking off while laying in bed next to his wife! Now THAT takes some balls! What a turn on! Such a contract in this next sentence….totally sweet guy from NC fucked my ass until I was BEGGING for his cum and I loved every minute of it. I got to masturbate for the guy who is locked in a chastity device again! I don’t understand it, don’t have to…he just wants me to get off and I’m happy to. Shower sex is ALWAYS more fun in fantasy than it is in real life, isn’t it? lol I got to tell my new friend about the army guy I gave it to awhile back….ah, the memories. Had a GREAT call with a new guy who calls from Japan and is a total LOSER. Why do losers like me so much? And this guy is a drunk loser, too. How weird! I made him take it up the butt. What?! It’s not like *I* was gonna fuck him! My shy professional masturbator is at it to Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders again…well, the one named Tiffany anyway. She’s a cutie! And then tonight to Elizabeth Berkely. He’s into the long curly hair look now. Pink panty boy was blue panty boy tonight….such a slut! And such a GOOD slut. Nice use of the tongue! Finally got another call from my funny, sweet, weird caller from TX! Darn that his gf is taking up so much of his time. Got a nice new caller from Boston tonight. How could I not love a guy who could lick me, let me lick him, fuck my pussy and ass all in the first call! YUM My neighbor had been watching me for quite some time…he knew I was teasing him. He finally came over to give me some of that hard cock. My generous WY friend called … that was so much fun. I was laying on the soft, cozy blanket he bought me and I fucked myself with the glass dildo that he bought me. I think he goes down in the hall of fame.
