R.I.P. cyber skin vibrator

September 29th, 2005

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My roommate’s boyfriend was home alone today while I was out having lunch with a friend and grocery shopping and my cousin was at a doctor’s appt. He opened the door to call for their dog (a golden lab) and when the dog came trotting up to the house, guess what she had in her mouth? My favorite sex toy, the cyber skin dildo!!!! OMG! After he finished DYING of laughter, he grabbed it from the offending mutt and wrapped it in a plastic bag to wait gleefully for me to arrive home.

The second I stepped in the door, he rushed at me with it and told me what happened. It wasn’t badly damaged, she didn’t chew it up or anything, but I’m reluctant to use it again anyway. Not only that, but the bottom part had already started splitting and the wire that went to the battery pack fell out so it didn’t vibrate anymore anyway. I wish the darn thing had a warranty, I absolutely love it but I’d have to call it some shoddy workmanship. So R.I.P. cyber skin dildo. I loved you so.

Today was a good day. I am back on a healthy eating kick so I went grocery shopping and bought a bunch of yummy food and I’m going to kick boxing class tonight as well. It’s my treat to myself for just finishing my best earning week ever!

When I get back from kick boxing around 8:20, I’ll be taking a shower…so if anyone wants a shower call, tonight would be a good night for it! I’ll check my Yahoo when I get home to see if anyone has messaged me about it.

After that, I’ll be on all night while packing for my trip! I’m so excited! Sabrina will finally be taking calls on her own and I’ll be doing 2 girl calls with Erin tomorrow night…unless we decide to just say “fuck it” and go out dancing…which is pretty likely, I think.

Shout outs: Had a great morning call with my shy masturbator. Nothing could be more soothing right when I wake up. πŸ™‚ Vic, we had a quickie! Can you believe it? lol I’m glad you had a good trip, I hope you slept well. Had a great role play where my bf injected me so I would be paralyzed and then sold me to the next door neighbor! I love unique role plays! SO FUN! My house sitting Texan called again. Glad I could alleviate your boredom for 15-22 minutes! lol Had a new caller who just wanted to watch me play with my pussy…glad I could accomodate! My crazy Harley rider called again too….I’m freakin’ amazed at how often you can cum, really. I hope you have fun this weekend in the hot tub! πŸ˜‰ And finally, a special shout out to one of my new “regulars” who created a special fantasy place just for the 2 of us. I can’t wait until it’s warm enough for us to go swimming in the lake together. *kiss*.

I love going to the movies…

September 28th, 2005

I haven’t gone very much lately, so today I took most of the day off and went to the movies. We saw Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and I did not like it. Oh well! I just hope that it doesn’t ruin my sexual obsession with Johnny Depp for life.Γ‚

I was talking to Erin today and we decided that I need to go up there for the weekend. So I’m gonna! YAY! Not sure whether I’ll leave tomorrow or Friday, but we WILL be doing 2 girl calls while I’m there! Sabrina will also be taking calls as of Friday! Woohoo! I’m so excited for her.

I want to wish my hot military massage artist a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! I wish I could pop out of a cake for ya! πŸ˜‰

Today’s been a good day and it’s the last day of what’s going to be my best week so far! I’m so grateful to all of you who call and make it possible for this to be my only form of employment! πŸ™‚ I will be on all night, can’t wait to talk to you!

Shout outs: I love hot English accents. Just had to say that πŸ˜‰ Ubu. I just accidentally typed “Bub” instead of “Ubu” lol Well, whatever I call ya, I’m glad we got to talk. It’s ALWAYS fun. panty boy…what can I say that I haven’t already? Man, I’ve been horny lately…so even though I JUMPED on you, we still had a quickie that lasted almost an hour!? How did that happen? lol Had a new caller who really worked me over good for an entire hour. I’ll never think of the word “in” the same again! My fun, shy, virgin masturbator called again last night. I’m thinking about it, I promise. A special hello to my crazy admirer! I’m so flattered! And finally, a little tiny shout out to the gay little penis lover…you owe me!.

Whew, that was a lot of work!

September 27th, 2005

I spent almost all day today changing my site to reflect the new menu options of “Buy my stuff” and “My friends”. Of course, right now I kinda only have the one friend (Sabrina), but hopefully we’ll convince Erin to go up there too! Be sure to check out Sabrina’s pages! She doesn’t have internet access yet, but she will on Friday and then we’ll both be online together at night a lot and we’ll probably even start doing 2 girl calls fairly quickly…just through the phone though, she lives too far away to just pop over all the time to do calls! lolΓ‚

In the “buy my stuff” section, we’ve got the desktop theme, PANTIES!!, and a brand new offering … the ability to buy the calls you do with me in .wav format! Whew, the pressure is almost overwhelming, but I think that would be of GREAT value to some of you!

If you can think of anything that you’d like to buy from me that isn’t on the list, always feel free just to ask!

Today’s been a bit slow so far, but I’ve been grateful for the down time since it’s allowed me to get these changes done on the sites. I’ve had some REALLY amazing calls lately, so let me get right to the shout outs!

Shout outs: Panty boy. What can I say? I really must have you under some kind of spell. How you get hard and cum for me over and over and over again is SOME kind of magic, that’s for sure! I got to be a nurse who teaches a guy how to masturbate! Do nurses get to do that?! I’m in the wrong profession! lol Had another amazing threesome fantasy about “J” … why doesn’t that ever get old? I had kind of a bad thing happen to me last night and I took it out on this poor guy…I don’t know if he knew what hit him! I’m not sure he would complain, but I think he knows by now that I’m not usually that intense lol Just making sure… My shy guy called again last night! I swear it gets better and better every time. And messaging me today during a meeting! Naughty, naughty!! I got a call from a guy who was driving and couldn’t get off WITH me, but was all about listening to it! How could I say no to that? DAMN! Thank you πŸ™‚ And last, but certainly not least, I got to sensually control an amazing guy…I’m SO glad that I was the one to get into your head and finally get it right. And like I said, don’t worry…I’m not a big fan of financial domination, I just wanted to give you a little taste of what’s possible. πŸ˜‰.

Ow, my ass hurts!

September 26th, 2005

Remember that butt plug I got from a customer that I thought was WAY too big to ever use? Well, I used it yesterday. Yep, you read right. DAMN, it hurt SO GOOD. I think I actually went a little too fast because even though the pain was insane, it felt SO GOOD at the same time and I just couldn’t stop…but when I went to clean up, there was some blood down there! Oopsie. Not sure I’ll use it again anytime soon, that was definitely a special circumstance, but I guess we’ll find out!Γ‚

Yesterday was a tad on the slow side, but I expected it because of football. Still not so slow that I was crying though πŸ˜‰ Today has been great! I went out and grabbed some dinner, came home and watched the newest “Charmed”. It was not GREAT, liked I’d expected it to be. But I still love the show!

Shout outs: 19 minute man…we did 20 but I still loved every minute of it!! Wasn’t what we did on that couch NAUGHTY? pussy slapper…thanks for not making me slap my pussy! lol My “future husband” … Thank you for taking things “slowly”. That was even more intense (on my end anyway) than the hard core stuff we usually do..

Love a lazy day…

September 25th, 2005

Yesterday was fun! After taking the whole day off, I signed in and was immediately busy for awhile…then things died down and I watched some tv and messaged with some guys for awhile. Good stuff, good stuff. I still haven’t watched any of the new shows. I really don’t know where to start! Maybe tonight.Γ‚

I listened to the new Staind CD I got, I wasn’t very impressed. There wasn’t any one song that jumped out at me as something I’d put on my daily play list. Definitely disappointing.

I got up this morning around 11, signed on and started getting calls right away. I took a shower, got dressed and decided to update. I’ll probably be on all day today! I’m doing some stuff around the house, laundry and all that. Fun fun!

Shout outs: UBU!! I’m so glad you’re back, I missed you even though I really didn’t have much of a chance to lol The wanker called me again! So interesting…I feel like I should go out on a date just so he can read about it πŸ˜‰ pussy slapper called again and gave my pussy a break…no slapping last night, just chit chatting. hehe The guy I did the strip blackjack role play with called again and this time we just straight fucked….it was just as hot! Woohoo! Heard an awesome fantasy about a guy losing a bet and having to do all kinds of crazy things at a sorority house…absolutely fascinating. Had a great call where I just got to come up to a guy at a party and tell him exactly what I wanted to do to him. How freeing…how fun. And finally….a HUGE shout out to my new caller, the little penis lover. I didn’t know if I could do your call, but it was FUN. And yes, you are GAY. SO GAY! lol.

Wha’ happened?!

September 24th, 2005

Γ‚ Wow, how do I even describe yesterday? I was busy during the day, then evening hit and I have NEVER BEEN SO BUSY IN MY LIFE. I couldn’t even get back to my computer before the phone was ringing again. I had guys lined up with appts. on NF, waiting for me in IMs, it was absolutely insane! I finally logged off at almost 3 am because my throat was actually hurting from talking so much.Γ‚

So what did I do to congratulate myself? I took the entire day off! Went to breakfast and then shopping with some friends. I bought myself a new book and a new CD as well as some new facial cleansers and other girly items. YAY! I just got home and am settling in, then will hopefully be just as busy tonight as I was last night!

Shout outs: Panty boy!! So glad you had fun at the concert, I’m SO JEALOUS. I’m glad I got you all to myself last night for one of our calls! I got to play an amazing game of strip blackjack with my bf’s best friend….guess how it ended? πŸ˜‰ Vic, wow, I’d really missed you! I hope you have a great trip. A Katrina survivor who’s called a few times called again. Was great to hear your voice…glad you’re getting settled in πŸ™‚ A special hello to the shy virgin who calls me…I really do mean it when I say that you’re sweet. Hot ass Harley rider called again. WHEW. Two times last night, 4 orgasms for you? You’re a STUD. S.T.U.D. STUD.

I can’t possibly shout out to everyone else, but that doesn’t mean that I didn’t enjoy our call!.

Up early again!

September 23rd, 2005

TGIF! Not that weekends mean much to me anymore…although I do kinda feel like going out, so maybe I’ll do that tonight or tomorrow night. It’s been awhile since I went out and shook what my momma gave me. Maybe I’ll even get a lil tipsy? Would some of you guys fuck me if I came home a little sloshed? lolΓ‚

It’s Friday, which has somehow turned into my “cleaning” day lately. I need to do laundry or I’ll be walkin’ around naked soon. Not that you guys would complain about that, right? I hate doing laundry with a passion though. Just like I hate doing dishes and making my bed. It just seems like such a fruitless task when you know you’ll have to do it again the next day. Oh well, I’ll stop complaining and go put a load of pantiesΓ‚ in the wash πŸ˜‰

I didn’t really catch up on any shows yesterday. I’ve been taking the laptop to the couch and watching tv while I chat with y’all, but even then I didn’t really get anything new watched. I watched the newest episode of Lost yesterday and Oprah. I’m kinda scared to start watching all the new stuff, don’t know if I’ll be able to keep track of it! lol

I should be on all day unless I decide to go out tonight. I woke up insanely horny too, so I hope some of you fuck me soon. I already got to tell someone how to stroke themselves…GOD that is fun! I think I have some good techniques, but I might do some research today and find some more!

I’ve got Sabrina almost all the way set up, we’re waiting for her Niteflirt listings to be approved and for the new graphics for the site to be done. I estimate that she’ll be up and taking calls by early next week. I know that some of you got to chat with her over the weekend and are really excited about that!

Shout outs: panty boy!!!!!! you’re back to me…I missed you so much! 7.5 inches…I wish you luck with your new endeavor, hopefully you’ll make some good money! It was great talking to you again and thanks for the pic! πŸ™‚ Expert masturbator…that was so hot that you came so fast last night, really. I love the process of helping you pick a jerk off girl… My military massage artist helped me keep away the boredom and I got to be in charge?! How’d that happen?? lol But DAMN, did I love it. I love drunk guys who proclaim their love for me! That was awesome. What brand of batteries is it again that you’re gonna buy? lol I helped a guy get off while he was at work, hiding in a shed! How hot is that!? lol Started the day off with a great call from a great guy. Can’t ask for anything better…and yes, that DOES make up for the 4 πŸ˜‰.

Anyone else havin’ weird dreams lately?

September 22nd, 2005

I woke up super late today after a night full of dreams about sharks chasing me in a boat on a lake. Yes, I know that sharks don’t inhabit lakes generally, but apparently my subconscious mind thinks that they might. I’d rather have crazy dreams than no dreams at all though.Γ‚

I took pretty much the entire day off yesterday, went to lunch with some friends. The day before that, I went to a celebration dinner at a great Japanese restaurant, so I’ve been getting out of the house frequently enough! That’s a good thing.

I don’t really have any plans for the weekend yet. I might end up watching tv all weekend and just taking calls. Is anyone else having a hell of a time trying to decide which new shows to watch? I can’t watch them ALL, I don’t really even normally watch that much tv…but SO MANY of the new shows seem like they’d be really, really good! It’s driving me crazy, I can’t even decide where to start. And I’ve missed the first show or two of a few I’d really wanted to catch too, which sucks.

I watched My Name is Earl and didn’t quite know WHAT to think. Quirky? Yes. Funny? Yes. Kind of annoying? Yes. Kinda cheesy? Definitely. I think I’ll watch it a few more times and see if I like it.

I still haven’t watched Lost from last night or that new show Invasion, I’ll probably try to get those in today. Then a caller told me about another show called Theshold on CBS that I didn’t even know about, but sounds good too. I’m gonna turn into a couch potato this Fall!! lol

Anyway, I should be on most of the day today…calls have already been good!

Shout outs: Have to mention my Canadian hypnotist again. I don’t even know what to say about it! I can’t wait to be hypnotized by him again. Had my super sexy toe sucker call back again! YAY! Mr. 7 who’s really Mr. 7.5 called again too lol I don’t really care exactly how big it is, your calls are yummy. panty boy! I’d missed you so much, baby! I’m so glad you called again. *kisses* My shy guy called too! So intense, so giving…so much fun. I think my body is conditioned to the sound of your voice now πŸ™‚ Had a late night call from a great guy who always seems so shy on the phone….but always lets me hear him cum! My stroker called! I love hearing him cum. I know I only get to hear it like 1 out of every 10 times, but I’ll take what I can get! Had a GREAT fantasy about fucking on an airplane…wow, who knew that could be so hot? It’s definitely one I need to fulfill now..

Good morning…er, afternoon!

September 20th, 2005

So it’s still happening…almost no calls during the day and then non stop calls from 8 to midnight or so. I guess I need to figure out something else to do during the daytime! I’m certainly not complaining, business has been absolutely wonderful. I’m still amazed every day that I can do this and get paid for it! :-)Γ‚

Have you guys heard of Stephen Lynch? Click that link and it’ll take you to his site, where there are some clips. This one is one of my faves though, if you know Smashing Pumpkins very well, you’ll think it’s hilarious. I had two of his CDs but they are lost so I’m adding them to my Amazon Wish List. If you feel like making me smile anytime soon, that’d be a good way to do it!

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I should be on and off all day again today, no big plans. I recorded a bunch of the series premiers of new shows, I need to catch up on them. I watched “How I met your mother” last night and though I love some of the cast (Neil Patrick Harris aka Doogie Howser, M.D. and Alyson Hannigan aka Willow on Buffy and Michelle in American Pie), the show was a total bust. I’ll watch one more episode, just in case…but I don’t have high hopes for it at this point. I just absolutely cringed at some of the jokes.

Don’t forget about the desktop themes! I’ll probably send out emails about them today, but I wanted to wait a bit since I just mass emailed everyone about the 2 girl calls. I don’t want to be a pest! lol

Shout outs: My hypnotism guy called again. I think I’m in love with him! I absolutely love being hypnotized by him and can’t wait to see if he calls again today! Had a new caller who came 5 times in a row? Is that even physically possible?! If so, WOW. Congrats, dude. Had a new panty boy call me! So much like the original, it’s kinda scary lol These panty boys should form a club! Forgot to sign off of NF last night and DAMN, am I glad! I got woken up this morning around 7 to an amazing new caller who just talked about sex and things we’d done for an hour. It was a GREAT call and I can’t wait to talk to him again. My cock sucker called again…I don’t mention him in the journal often because I don’t think he reads it, but after yesterday, I had to. He took 9 loads on the face for me. What an achievement! lol My NY martial artist has called me TWICE in two days now! I feel so special, I don’t even know what to do with myself! Hope you like Stephen Lynch! My “future husband” called again. lol He rescued me yesterday when I was too horny to handle it and there were no calls coming in. He even pulled over in his CAR to a parking lot to talk me through it. What a guy! lol Bob…What can I say? Next time, I’m doing ALL the talking. I’m glad you like the desktop theme! *kiss*.

Back to our regularly scheduled programming….

September 19th, 2005

Alright! I got a full night’s sleep and am feeling completely back to normal now. All that fuckin’ had kinda worn me out! lol Last night I just kinda hung out and took calls, chatted, worked on that super huge journal update below and thought about my site and what I’m gonna do with it.Γ‚

I should be unveiling the desktop theme(s) today. There are 2 of them, one a super hot pink and one a more subdued gray color. I’ll put screen shots of both of them up when I get ready to start selling them. I’m having the site modified so that there’s a section for misc. stuff I’m going to start selling like stories, panties, voice mail messages, the desktop theme and whatever else I can think of. I can’t think of what to call the menu option though? Shop? lol Buy misc. stuff? lol The menu is all “me me me” … buy stuff from me? Maybe just buy stuff? *sighs* If you have a suggestion, lay it on me!

I should be on all day today, on and off. I really fee like doing some role playing today…hopefully I’ll get some fun role playing calls!

Shout outs: Super sweetie from AOL called and surprised me. Yum! I GOT HYPNOTIZED! Seriously, I think I was really hypnotized by this guy. Our call lasted over half an hour and I don’t remember most of it! It was a great call though…I can’t complain. Guy with the best laugh called again last night. Our calls are always hot and let me tell ya…the snorting is SEXY lol UBU!! I’m gonna miss you, babe. I hope you have a WONDERFUL vacation, you deserve it..


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