R.I.P. cyber skin vibrator

September 29th, 2005

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My roommate’s boyfriend was home alone today while I was out having lunch with a friend and grocery shopping and my cousin was at a doctor’s appt. He opened the door to call for their dog (a golden lab) and when the dog came trotting up to the house, guess what she had in her mouth? My favorite sex toy, the cyber skin dildo!!!! OMG! After he finished DYING of laughter, he grabbed it from the offending mutt and wrapped it in a plastic bag to wait gleefully for me to arrive home.

The second I stepped in the door, he rushed at me with it and told me what happened. It wasn’t badly damaged, she didn’t chew it up or anything, but I’m reluctant to use it again anyway. Not only that, but the bottom part had already started splitting and the wire that went to the battery pack fell out so it didn’t vibrate anymore anyway. I wish the darn thing had a warranty, I absolutely love it but I’d have to call it some shoddy workmanship. So R.I.P. cyber skin dildo. I loved you so.

Today was a good day. I am back on a healthy eating kick so I went grocery shopping and bought a bunch of yummy food and I’m going to kick boxing class tonight as well. It’s my treat to myself for just finishing my best earning week ever!

When I get back from kick boxing around 8:20, I’ll be taking a shower…so if anyone wants a shower call, tonight would be a good night for it! I’ll check my Yahoo when I get home to see if anyone has messaged me about it.

After that, I’ll be on all night while packing for my trip! I’m so excited! Sabrina will finally be taking calls on her own and I’ll be doing 2 girl calls with Erin tomorrow night…unless we decide to just say “fuck it” and go out dancing…which is pretty likely, I think.

Shout outs: Had a great morning call with my shy masturbator. Nothing could be more soothing right when I wake up. :-) Vic, we had a quickie! Can you believe it? lol I’m glad you had a good trip, I hope you slept well. Had a great role play where my bf injected me so I would be paralyzed and then sold me to the next door neighbor! I love unique role plays! SO FUN! My house sitting Texan called again. Glad I could alleviate your boredom for 15-22 minutes! lol Had a new caller who just wanted to watch me play with my pussy…glad I could accomodate! My crazy Harley rider called again too….I’m freakin’ amazed at how often you can cum, really. I hope you have fun this weekend in the hot tub! ;-) And finally, a special shout out to one of my new “regulars” who created a special fantasy place just for the 2 of us. I can’t wait until it’s warm enough for us to go swimming in the lake together. *kiss*

I love going to the movies…

September 28th, 2005

I haven’t gone very much lately, so today I took most of the day off and went to the movies. We saw Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and I did not like it. Oh well! I just hope that it doesn’t ruin my sexual obsession with Johnny Depp for life.Â

I was talking to Erin today and we decided that I need to go up there for the weekend. So I’m gonna! YAY! Not sure whether I’ll leave tomorrow or Friday, but we WILL be doing 2 girl calls while I’m there! Sabrina will also be taking calls as of Friday! Woohoo! I’m so excited for her.

I want to wish my hot military massage artist a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! I wish I could pop out of a cake for ya! ;-)

Today’s been a good day and it’s the last day of what’s going to be my best week so far! I’m so grateful to all of you who call and make it possible for this to be my only form of employment! :-) I will be on all night, can’t wait to talk to you!

Shout outs: I love hot English accents. Just had to say that ;-) Ubu. I just accidentally typed “Bub” instead of “Ubu” lol Well, whatever I call ya, I’m glad we got to talk. It’s ALWAYS fun. panty boy…what can I say that I haven’t already? Man, I’ve been horny lately…so even though I JUMPED on you, we still had a quickie that lasted almost an hour!? How did that happen? lol Had a new caller who really worked me over good for an entire hour. I’ll never think of the word “in” the same again! My fun, shy, virgin masturbator called again last night. I’m thinking about it, I promise. A special hello to my crazy admirer! I’m so flattered! And finally, a little tiny shout out to the gay little penis lover…you owe me!

Whew, that was a lot of work!

September 27th, 2005

I spent almost all day today changing my site to reflect the new menu options of “Buy my stuff” and “My friends”. Of course, right now I kinda only have the one friend (Sabrina), but hopefully we’ll convince Erin to go up there too! Be sure to check out Sabrina’s pages! She doesn’t have internet access yet, but she will on Friday and then we’ll both be online together at night a lot and we’ll probably even start doing 2 girl calls fairly quickly…just through the phone though, she lives too far away to just pop over all the time to do calls! lolÂ

In the “buy my stuff” section, we’ve got the desktop theme, PANTIES!!, and a brand new offering … the ability to buy the calls you do with me in .wav format! Whew, the pressure is almost overwhelming, but I think that would be of GREAT value to some of you!

If you can think of anything that you’d like to buy from me that isn’t on the list, always feel free just to ask!

Today’s been a bit slow so far, but I’ve been grateful for the down time since it’s allowed me to get these changes done on the sites. I’ve had some REALLY amazing calls lately, so let me get right to the shout outs!

Shout outs: Panty boy. What can I say? I really must have you under some kind of spell. How you get hard and cum for me over and over and over again is SOME kind of magic, that’s for sure! I got to be a nurse who teaches a guy how to masturbate! Do nurses get to do that?! I’m in the wrong profession! lol Had another amazing threesome fantasy about “J” … why doesn’t that ever get old? I had kind of a bad thing happen to me last night and I took it out on this poor guy…I don’t know if he knew what hit him! I’m not sure he would complain, but I think he knows by now that I’m not usually that intense lol Just making sure… My shy guy called again last night! I swear it gets better and better every time. And messaging me today during a meeting! Naughty, naughty!! I got a call from a guy who was driving and couldn’t get off WITH me, but was all about listening to it! How could I say no to that? DAMN! Thank you :-) And last, but certainly not least, I got to sensually control an amazing guy…I’m SO glad that I was the one to get into your head and finally get it right. And like I said, don’t worry…I’m not a big fan of financial domination, I just wanted to give you a little taste of what’s possible. ;-)

Ow, my ass hurts!

September 26th, 2005

Remember that butt plug I got from a customer that I thought was WAY too big to ever use? Well, I used it yesterday. Yep, you read right. DAMN, it hurt SO GOOD. I think I actually went a little too fast because even though the pain was insane, it felt SO GOOD at the same time and I just couldn’t stop…but when I went to clean up, there was some blood down there! Oopsie. Not sure I’ll use it again anytime soon, that was definitely a special circumstance, but I guess we’ll find out!Â

Yesterday was a tad on the slow side, but I expected it because of football. Still not so slow that I was crying though ;-) Today has been great! I went out and grabbed some dinner, came home and watched the newest “Charmed”. It was not GREAT, liked I’d expected it to be. But I still love the show!

Shout outs: 19 minute man…we did 20 but I still loved every minute of it!! Wasn’t what we did on that couch NAUGHTY? pussy slapper…thanks for not making me slap my pussy! lol My “future husband” … Thank you for taking things “slowly”. That was even more intense (on my end anyway) than the hard core stuff we usually do.

Love a lazy day…

September 25th, 2005

Yesterday was fun! After taking the whole day off, I signed in and was immediately busy for awhile…then things died down and I watched some tv and messaged with some guys for awhile. Good stuff, good stuff. I still haven’t watched any of the new shows. I really don’t know where to start! Maybe tonight.Â

I listened to the new Staind CD I got, I wasn’t very impressed. There wasn’t any one song that jumped out at me as something I’d put on my daily play list. Definitely disappointing.

I got up this morning around 11, signed on and started getting calls right away. I took a shower, got dressed and decided to update. I’ll probably be on all day today! I’m doing some stuff around the house, laundry and all that. Fun fun!

Shout outs: UBU!! I’m so glad you’re back, I missed you even though I really didn’t have much of a chance to lol The wanker called me again! So interesting…I feel like I should go out on a date just so he can read about it ;-) pussy slapper called again and gave my pussy a break…no slapping last night, just chit chatting. hehe The guy I did the strip blackjack role play with called again and this time we just straight fucked….it was just as hot! Woohoo! Heard an awesome fantasy about a guy losing a bet and having to do all kinds of crazy things at a sorority house…absolutely fascinating. Had a great call where I just got to come up to a guy at a party and tell him exactly what I wanted to do to him. How freeing…how fun. And finally….a HUGE shout out to my new caller, the little penis lover. I didn’t know if I could do your call, but it was FUN. And yes, you are GAY. SO GAY! lol


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