Let me begin by saying that I love your product. Though the cartoon pictures of peaches didn't do much to entice me into making a purchase, the description of "low fat cottage cheese and peach topping" did it for me. I was sold...especially when I saw that it has half the sugar of yogurt! I'm a health conscious girl, you see.

I woke up this morning feeling good and after about an hour of waking up, decided that I was ready for something to eat. I walked to the refrigerator and when confronted with various containers full of leftovers, sugar free mint chocolate pudding, a variety of fat free yogurts and the cottage doubles, I chose the latter. I walked halfway across the kitchen toward the garbage before I actually started to remove the foil cover to the plastic container.

Holy fuck! Is this thing adult proof? Why is it so hard to take the top off of this peachy goodness? I have real fingernails and strong fingers, I'm no weakling...but I was unable to pry it off with either hand. I tried to pull it off from different sides too. So then I resorted to using my teeth and only succeeded in getting tiny pieces of foil all over my tongue.

I threw the container to the counter and eyed it warily for a full minute, fingertips aching. Finally I grabbed a knife and hacked into the hellish thing, wondering all the while whether it would be worth it. Turns out that it was...it was a delicious, nutritious and fully satisfying breakfast. But I ask you, Kraft, maker of the Cottage Doubles, why the hell is the thing so hard to get into?